Synopsis: Hours after being released from prison for good behavior, Jesus Quintana reunites with his best friend and fellow underachiever Petey. In the first in a series of rapidly escalating bad decisions, they steal a vintage car parked in front of an upscale salon and hit the road for a no-holds-barred joyride until the cars gun-toting owner catches up with them, wounding Petey. Fleeing the scene with fiercely free-spirited shampooist Marie. Jesus and Petey continue their adventure in a series of stolen cars, cementing their partnership with an epic petty-crime spree and a three-way romance. A darkly funny, irreverent and freewheeling road movie, The Jesus Rolls is written and directed by Emmy winner and nominee John Turturro and pays tribute to the classic French farce Les Valseuses.