Synopsis: Joel Hodgson, Crow and Tom Servo are at it again when a bloated Joe Don Baker buoys across their screen as Mitchell, a flabby alcoholic detective who somehow lands foxy hooker Linda Evans (Yeah, right). When ex-martial arts guru John Saxon asks our hero, "How do you like your scotch?" Crow blurts out, "By the quart." In this episode we bid a fond farewell to Joel Hodgson as he jettisons himself homeward bound, leaving his ship and friends in the capable hands of new host Mike Nelson.