Synopsis: Kracker Jack'd is the ghetto fairytale of fife brothas who throw a house party in The Dirty South, despite previous mythology of a house-party killing spree. Playa (the singing ladies' man), Bling (the rhyming DJ), Swole (the muscle), Spliff (the smoker), and Carlton (the light-skin nerd) are shuffling flyers on campus. When Krackerjack (the wanna-be-a-brotha whiteboy) sweats the fellas about the party. A whiteboy beatdown ensues as the boyz mudhole Krackerjack for the inquiry.