Synopsis: Woodchipper Massacre (1989) It's The Brady Kids meets the Texas Chainsaw Massacre in this heartwarming, stomach-churning tale of a not so typical American family that unexpectedly finds itself caught up in a web of death, deceit and dismemberment. And what better way for this trio of demented siblings to discard of fresh human remains that turn it into garden mulch... by way of the biggest woodchipper ever to chop'n'grind a grown man into ground meat. In this family, blood really is thicker than water.