Synopsis: When all-American high-schooler Woody (Cruise) and his Sinatra-obsessed pal Dave (Jackie Earle Haley, Nemesis) decide that it's time to lose their virginity, they enlist the help of their "more experienced" friend Spider (John Stockwell, Top Gun) and head south-of-the-border. Now, in a hilariously raunchy search for cheap booze -- and even cheaper thrills -- the intrepid trio will run into fast-food floozies, crooked cops and a close encounter with a doubting would-be divorcee (Long) that will change Woody's life forever!