Synopsis: Dario Dare, a writer on the verge of losing his job for the notoriously unbelievable National Explainer, must find the ultimate supernatural cover story. Assigned to cover the arrival of Roman Catholic uber-Cardinal GianCarlo Ponti, Dario becomes embroiled in an assassination conspiracy straight out of Hell! On his mission, he must team up with Vatican secret agent Marion Tango, Ponti's bodyguard and advisor. But Marion has problems of her own. captured by two renegade Vatican agents who look like Elvis Presley and Andy Warhol respectively, she is subjected to a variety of perverted interrogation techniques. Unable to prevent the assassination of Cardinal Ponti, she tries her best to capture the man responsible for his death: Dario Dare!